Caution! I just saw a ‘schlugmastic crawling bug’ in the field (at least I think that’s what it was). This bug normally lives in the Kalorz Galaxy (also called Green Knead) and on Titan, the Saturn moon (who is well known as the bollerpuup). It loves cheese crackers and chocolate potatoes. It’s harmless…as long as you let it eat it’s chocolate potatoes! It likes to go riding too!
How did it get here on Earth? Well, I think that it crawled onto my Schnuppobafumm while I was re-feuling my Space-Sparkler with Stardust. Sorry! This crazy bug crawls on anything!
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