The Ohsofarawayglasses

OhsofarawayglassesYou can tell by this picture exactly what type of view you’ll have while looking through a pair ofOhsofarawayglasses’, as you zoom through outer space. What are the Ohsofarawayglasses? Good question. They are a very special pair of glasses that Stani Stardust invented. The advantage of the Ohsofarawayglasses, among so many, is that he can use them while both of his hands are on the handlebars of his Space Sparkler.
What is a Space Sparkler?
Good question.
That information will be provided in a little while – Niesahsah

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Grab your Bathing Suit

Flugbahn eines KnollerpommelA long distance Knollerpommel (something similar to Stani’s Space-Sparkler for group travel) will fly tomorrow to take a bunch of sinistic Habermuggs from the planet “0.0 minus 300” to go swimming.

Because such a flight through outer space can be pretty boring sometimes, the Knollerpommel’s driver will often slow down past a few planets on the way to the swimming pool…just to entertain the passengers. He does this so that the passengers have something to see. It’s known on Bollerpopel that there are some interesting ‘earth things’ to see. It means that the Knollerpommel will travel very close here tomorrow.

But there are always too many Habermuggs on the Bollerpoppel beaches.That’s why they fly to planet “Bah-Hat-Hat-Juh-Hu”. It has only beaches, water and a huge ice cream parlor. It’s obvious that’s where they want to go.

I heard that the Knollerpommel is totally full. That’s why, unfortunately, they can’t take anybody else along. But maybe next time.

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Aliens on Bollerpopel

Alfred EisbeinAlfred Eisbein was from the planet “Genesis 8”. He had a stinky, old office job there. At some point, he participated in the great inventor’s contest on the planet “Plantano”. His invention, “ A piece of paper with something really important on it”, unfortunately did not win over the panel of judges. He didn’t even receive a consolation prize. He was so cranky that he left his home planet, Genesis 8, never to be seen there again. He wanted out of there. Time to move on to somewhere else. He was really, really cranky.

In a local bar in the planet Dumplingmess, a klapysischer Zyklopenmurk claimed that he had seen him (Alfred Eisbein) on the planet Bollerpopel (also known as the “Blue” planet). He, (Alfred Eisbein) now known as “Albert”, was always still locked away in an office somewhere. He added another letter to his important piece of paper, and won a great prize on the blue planet.

It was soon known that you could easily win a prize on Bollernpopel. And so, many aliens started going there.

Stani believed the story too because he sees a lot of aliens popping in and out of Bollernpopel when he visits there. And some are really bizarre looking! Wow!

Oh, and by the way…”Bollernpopel” refers to the entire Earth’s population.

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Congratulations!

WeltraumforschungStani congratulates China on the successful test launch of the unmanned space capsule “Shenzou 8”. The people from planet TschoppSui in the Wongdschipeng solar system are especially pleased. They have already asked when the first crispy, sweet-and-sour Peking Duck will be delivered – Niesahsah

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Big Bang Theory

UrknallThere is a lot of resin that we can no longer see. We would have to make a space trip to find it. Stani has come up with a helpful explanation in the section “Everything you always wanted to know about the Cosmos, but were afraid to ask”.

Earthling Definition: Time when the universe was created.
There was probably nothing there before. And then came a ‘boom’ … and the beginning of Creation as we know it.

Orianer Definition: A wacky guy.
Someone was probably really nice before. And then came a ‘boom’ … (he, she, it became a Big Bang) and everything went goofy afterwards.

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Well …

earth for sale‘Grown-up’ Earthlings are sometimes really weird.

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Speaking of Wishes

Wunsch-HelmI invented a machine with which you can ask for anything on Earth you want and get it…without having to do something to get it (See Picture on Left Side)

I gave it to an old man. He didn’t like the helmet’s shape very much. I thought: `Stani, what would really make this earthling happy’. Then came an idea. I put a little hole at the top of the funny-looking pointy hat…just like the one that the kalionic tooth fairy wears (she is finally back from her vacation). I thought that it looked a bit silly, but the old guy really loved it. “Grown-up” earthlings can be a bit strange sometimes!

Now you know where those funny-looking, pointy ‘old man’ hats come from…I invented them.

You’ll definitely recognize one (pointy hat) when you see one – niesahsah Wunschhelm für ältere Herren

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Making a wish on Alpha-Orion

Life here on Earth is pretty complicated for an alien like me. Now, you may ask, “Stani, what is so complicated for you here on Earth?” Well, I’ll tell you! Whenever I want something at home on Alpha Orion, all I have to do is think of it and it’s right there…SCHAZAM!

orianischer WunschThat’s how easy it is for us. It must be a law of nature, I think. Anyway…it’s normal for us

And here on Earth?

Liebings-Erdlingsfreundin Charlocke wünscht sich wasYou imagine something and….SCHAZAM…it’s not there. Here on Earth, you have to go out and find it or build it or buy it. I found that out from my favorite earth friend, Charlotte. In any case, it is very stressful for an alien like me. On the other hand, I have to say that it’s also fun to find things. It’s actually pretty exciting. Finding Stardust is not that easy however. Isn’t it funny how each planet has ready tasks for it’s inhabitants. Niesahsah

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What is a `Black Hole´

Aufnahme von einem schwarzen LochComplicated was yesterday. Here comes a simple explanation to a (supposedly) very complex subject. A ‘Black Hole’ is like a giant outer space vacuum cleaner that sucks in everything that flies in it’s path, and then spits it out somewhere else in the universe. It happened to Stani before, and he was way too late getting back home. If you want to see what a black hole looks like, simply take some milk and mix it really fast in a cup with some cocoa powder. That’s exactly what it looks like … except that a black hole is invisible. An invisible whirl of wind that can really stir things up in the universe. So be careful not to fly into one. Niesahsah

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Alien Business Concept

Ysterischer Zyknek mit NachwuchsThe wheel has yet to be invented on the planet ‘Scrap’. That’s why Ysterische Zykneg (see the picture of an attractive female inhabitant) always carries his child in the so-called ‘Zyknek Baby Box’, and not in one of those fancy rolling cages that you Earthlings have here.

Stanis tip: Bring a wheel-making machine with you to planet ‘Scrap’. Then make a lot of wheels and become really rich. And since you’re already there, you can also find a Zyknekinische wife and take her back to Earth. And when you two make a new couple, you are no longer called an ‘Earthling’ but a ‘Grunzmopel’, and she is no longer a ‘Ysterische Zyknekine’ but ‘Zubbelknitze’. Isn’t that cool! What do you think? That thing on top of his head is not a real antenna anyway. Niesahsah

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What is a new Warianzze

Was ist eine neue WarianzzeA so-called “new Warianzze” was created by mixing different breeds of aliens together. This “new Warianzze” is helpful for the diversity in the universe, as it is otherwise really boring.
A real name is always used for the parents of a “new Warianzze” and the “new Warianzze” is created as follows: Any male outer space inhabitant (in this case called Grunzmopel) meets an any female outer space inhabitant (which then, in this case, would be called Zubbelknitze) and if they both agree, then … Zappzerapp … a “new Warianzze” is created.
Actually, there’s always new outer space inhabitants popping up everywhere. Only if there is a Grunzmopel and a Zubbelknitze in the picture can a “new Warianzze” be created. Got it? There are lots of “new Warianzzn” varieties,  and they always look funny to me. I’ve seen a few here on Earth too. – Niesahsah

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Schlugmastic Crawling Bug

Krabbelkäfer SchlamastischerCaution! I just saw a ‘schlugmastic crawling bug’ in the field (at least I think that’s what it was). This bug normally lives in the Kalorz Galaxy (also called Green Knead) and on Titan, the Saturn moon (who is well known as the bollerpuup). It loves cheese crackers and chocolate potatoes. It’s harmless…as long as you let it eat it’s chocolate potatoes! It likes to go riding too!

How did it get here on Earth? Well, I think that it crawled onto my Schnuppobafumm while I was re-feuling my Space-Sparkler with Stardust. Sorry! This crazy bug crawls on anything!

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Look out! Something´s crashing down!

Satelit Rosat fällt vom HimmelOuch. I just flew into an antenna head. Good thing I wore my helmet. The antenna head (I think it´s name is Rosat) broke. It’ll probably fall down on Earth in a couple of days. Stani apologizes. It wasn’t totally my fault. All of that scrap metal and junk on your planet makes it hard to make an easy earth landing. From way up here, your earth looks like a real pigsty. And I know what a real pigsty looks like because Charlotte showed me one when I was last there – Niesahsah!

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Missing Tooth Fairy

Zahnfee macht UrlaubThe kalioniacs are outraged, because the transforming of milk teeth under the pillow currently on the planet “quack quack quack” does not turn into small gifts.
The reason: the tooth fairy is gone. Stani doesn’t have a clue as to where she could have gone. It’s rumored that she took a short vacation because she was tired and really needed a break. She’s supposed to be back in 4 days.

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Stani Stardust Wins Nobel Prize

The committee has yet decided. This year’s Nobel Prize for best space invention goes to none other than Stani Stardust. The reason for the committee’s decision … finding a Supernova in outer space is pretty cool … but the Stani Stardust ‘Shirospastic Whatchamacallit’ is truly amazing!

You can see the new Whatchamacallit (the little explosionon the picture left side) from Alpha Orion by looking through the Habl telescope. Stockholm has a lot of detailed information about it these days.

Stani sends a big ‘Thank You’ to the Swedish jury for gave him the prize. “You are really awesome! and did a great job guys” he said. And than he said “Niesahsah!”

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Cool Facts about the Universe

In a little while you will find here some important informations for everyone who wants to travel into space (Charlockes rocket is really cool)! – Niesahsah.

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Star Mouse Sighting

I saw the Star Mouse on Omega Muff last week. She was eating some ice cream. I think it was chocolate ice cream. I saw here, and then she recognized me. She ran away so fast. I don’t think the Star Mouse likes sharing her ice cream with anyone…is it her on the left side? What do you think?

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