Alfred Eisbein was from the planet “Genesis 8”. He had a stinky, old office job there. At some point, he participated in the great inventor’s contest on the planet “Plantano”. His invention, “ A piece of paper with something really important on it”, unfortunately did not win over the panel of judges. He didn’t even receive a consolation prize. He was so cranky that he left his home planet, Genesis 8, never to be seen there again. He wanted out of there. Time to move on to somewhere else. He was really, really cranky.
In a local bar in the planet Dumplingmess, a klapysischer Zyklopenmurk claimed that he had seen him (Alfred Eisbein) on the planet Bollerpopel (also known as the “Blue” planet). He, (Alfred Eisbein) now known as “Albert”, was always still locked away in an office somewhere. He added another letter to his important piece of paper, and won a great prize on the blue planet.
It was soon known that you could easily win a prize on Bollernpopel. And so, many aliens started going there.
Stani believed the story too because he sees a lot of aliens popping in and out of Bollernpopel when he visits there. And some are really bizarre looking! Wow!
Oh, and by the way…”Bollernpopel” refers to the entire Earth’s population.
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You can tell by this picture exactly what type of view you’ll have while looking through a pair of ‘Ohsofarawayglasses’, as you zoom through outer space. What are the Ohsofarawayglasses? Good question. They are a very special pair of glasses that Stani Stardust invented. The advantage of the Ohsofarawayglasses, among so many, is that he can use them while both of his hands are on the handlebars of his Space Sparkler.
